Senior Statesmen

The Genius Racquet Club would like to recognize two senior veterans of the collegiate tennis world. Adam "The Chosen One" Cohn and James "The Word Became Flesh" Micheroni. As two one time captains of the Statesmen tennis team, veracious purveyors of intellectual exchange, creators of innovative mnemonic memorization techniques, beard cultivators, and friends of the club we look to you for guidance and leadership for that which pertains to our sport.

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  1. James showed such incredible leadership that he ended up being booted from the team for insubordination. He just wanted to put the fun back into the game, and the man brought him down.

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  3. Thankfully the GRC's leadership structure differs greatly from collegiate athletics. As for duties, we may ask James to 'tap the keg' from times to time. And being pragmatists, from Adam we ask nothing.

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